The NSA is listening to me!!!!

I am so excited, that as a citizen I have lost all my rights to privacy, thus being constantly monitored by my govermwnt....what?...wait! you mean they are not? Oh how sad, so please tell me what they are doing instead? Mmmmm trying to listen to potential terrorist?

To all the koolaid drinking, tinfoil wearing crowd; don't you recognize a threat when you see one? Is your fear of republicans stronger than id Islamofacist mob? Don't know many republicans that want to stone me to death, but certainly have seen the zeal in many a muslim crying for blood.

Please tell me what is the solution?

Happy New Year!